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overtheadriatic:

sadisticbrit:

peter capaldi is a blessing on this world

Oh god I was so worried about this too

(via tomhiddlesun)

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Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
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gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.

(via kankri-triggerwarning-vantas)

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sebuttstian:

storieswithinastory:

If you’re “mature” enough to have sex, you’re mature enough to deliver the baby you’ll possibly create, abortion isn’t an option.

if you’re “mature” enough to own a gun, you’re mature enough to die from being fucking shot. medical care isn’t an option.

(Source: mytrialwasfiled, via petitepinup)

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its-raditz:

My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku

(Source: raditz-the-hedgehog, via doctorjohnlock)

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awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

(via x-seahaven-x)

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lolhellno:

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

you’re all going to jail for reblogging this

(via nixpunk)

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lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

image

godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

(via third-degree-burn-gorman)

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mermaidastrology:

Aquarius is the most open minded sign of the zodiac. Nothing shocks them, therefore, they can accept others oddities as normal behavior, making strange people feel comfortable.

(via thatweirdfandomgirl)

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permets-tu:

after what feels like literally the longest week of my life working on it my marauder’s map dress for leakycon is DONE!! as a side note, i literally never want to use another fine point sharpie in my life.

(via thelittleconsultingmermaid)

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comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

(via newisoldoldisnew)

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hollandrodenisperfect:

gallifrey-feels:

juicyjacqulyn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate

the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street

take your geese back, canada

(via futternutter)

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pulpgang:

pulpgang:

god bless the germans 🇩🇪🍺

this was a terrible decision

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(Source: pinkpumpernickel, via doddlekit)

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memewhore:

apostcardtome:

disneywalnut:

g-retchenwieners:

brititch:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT

THIS IS TRUE COURAGE

Actually, the TRUE story is her drink spilled. (That much “blood” but the wrap is pristine - lol come on)

(via maeconbar)

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